Douglas Adams in the upper right of your admin screen on every page.
Author: Jeff Milner
Version: 0.9
Author URI: http://jeffmilner.com/
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// These are the Adams Douglas quotations
$quotations = "He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was
a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an
Airport' appear.
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it,
and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the
experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of
New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes
wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible
exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should
on no account be allowed to do the job.
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind—bogglingly big it is.
You may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty
smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Life? Don't talk to me about life!
Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know any good religions?
I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify
me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee:
one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.";
// Here we split the whole thing into individual quotations
$quotations = explode("\n", $quotations);
// A random line is chosen and dropped into dnachosen variable
$dnachosen = wptexturize( $quotations[ mt_rand(0, count($quotations) ) ] );
// This function echoes the chosen line, we'll position it later
function dna_quotation() {
global $dnachosen;
echo "$dnachosen
";
}
// this sets the dna_quotation function to execute when the admin_footer action is called
add_action('admin_footer', 'dna_quotation');
// Here a function is created writing the CSS
function dna_css() {
echo "
";
}
// this sets the dna_css function to execute when the admin_head action is called which puts the CSS in the right place
add_action('admin_head', 'dna_css');
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