Forward:'If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, it's just a spring clean for the May queen. Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road you're on.'
Reverse: 'Oh here's to my sweet Satan. The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is satan. He'll give those with him 666, there was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan.'
Forward:'Imagine all the people'
Reverse: 'The people war beside me.'
Forward: Indistinguishable gibberish
Reverse: 'Paul is a dead man. Miss him, miss him, miss him.'
Forward: 'Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... {scratches} Slim Shady. Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?) My name is... {scratches} Slim Shady.'
Reverse: 'It is Slim. It's Eminem, it's Eminem, it's Eminem. It is Slim. It's Eminem, it's Eminem, it's Eminem.'
Forward: 'Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (yo) Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all (yeah).'
Reverse: 'I love satan. I love satan. I love satan, I love satan.'
Forward: 'Indistinguishable.'
Reverse: 'Congratulations. You have just discovered the secret message. Please send your answer to old pink, care of the funny farm, Chalfont (Caroline, Roger is on the phone).'
Forward: 'with you I lose my mind, give me a sign.'
Reverse: 'Sleep with me, I'm not too young.'
Forward: Indistinguishable
Reverse: 'Satan eats Cheez Whiz.'
Forward: 'Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust.
Reverse: 'It's fun to smoke marijuana. It's fun to smoke marijuana. It's fun to smoke marijuana. It's fun to smoke marijuana.'
Forward: 'In the middle of the night, just to hear them say'
Reverse: 'Satan he hears this. He had me believe in him.'
Forward: 'Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine.'
Reverse: 'Turn me on dead man. Turn me on dead man. Turn me on dead man. Turn me on dead man. Turn me on dead man. Turn me on dead man. Turn me on dead man.'
Forward: 'Indistinguishable.'
Reverse: 'The music is reversable but time is not... turn back... turn back... turn back... turn back.'
Forward: 'treasures there.'
Reverse: 'I am satan.'
Forward: 'tell you it's fair, so beat it.'
Reverse: 'I believe it was satan in me.'
Forward: 'There's no other superstar you know that I'll be your papa... paparazzi. Promise I'll be kind.'
Reverse: 'Evil save us! These stars above, above... we model it on the arts of Lucifer.'