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From the Suck Archives

March 28th, 2005

A classic, it’s the SUCK SCHOOL OF COMIC ART.

  • Stocking feet are funnier than either shoes or bare feet. White socks with red toes and heels are the funniest of all.
  • Fuzzy clothes never fail to amuse. One of your repeating characters should wear a fuzzy suit or sweater.
  • Contrary to popular belief, cigarettes are funnier than both cigars and pipes. Draw them with smoke swirling up from the tip, and guffaws are guaranteed.
  • Silly-looking hats are cheap devices employed only by inferior cartoonists and should be avoided if at all possible.

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