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Funeral (and Joke)

December 11th, 2005

So I went to the funeral last week and I have to say, though sometimes funerals can bring you down, this one was very nice.

I don’t know how appropriate it is to joke about funerals after just having been to one, but I cannot resist:

Found on the web:

A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?”

“No,” she insists. “It must be a blue suit.” She then gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director, “That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?”

He says, “Actually, it didn’t cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So, I switched the heads.”

5 Responses to “Funeral (and Joke)”

  1. Kim Siever says:

    Awesome


  2. gary says:

    I want someone to tell that joke from the pulpit at my funeral.


  3. Nowhere Man says:

    Thats wierd I herd that same joke on “Scary storiesII or I” I cant remember


  4. Gertrude says:

    Thats not funny.


  5. Jason says:

    Wow, that was…. um how do you say….? NOT FUNNY. it was sick.


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