I play the occasional game of street hockey with friends, and my heart has been known to skip a beat during playoff season. While I wouldnâ€™t consider myself a hard-core fan, Iâ€™m into hockey just enough to have entertained the thought that a grossly obese man might be the worldâ€™s most effective NHL goalie.
As strange as it may sound to anyone with a sense of decency, there is actually sound reasoning behind it. Because of the geometry of the game, the potential for one mammoth individual to change hockey is staggering. Simply put, there is a goal thatâ€™s 6 feet wide and 4 feet high, and a hockey puck that needs to go into it in order to score. Fill that net completely, and no goals can possibly be scored against your team. So why hasnâ€™t it happened yet?
In hilarious fashion, Todd Gallagher answers the age old question once and for all:Â Could a morbidly obese goalie shut out an NHL team?