Ski Comedy

Welcome to my Ski Comedy section.
This section is a collection of funny or interested ski related articles.
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This page was last updated on August 20, 1996
Top Ten Things to do on a Chairlift
- Stick your tongue to something metal!
- Do not get off at the top!
- Tell stories about falling chairlifts!
- Spit on people below!
- Lean as far forward as possible while swinging the chair with the bar up!
- Talk to yourself!
- Make animal noises!
- Throw snowballs!
- Try and lick your own nose!
- Act like you are going to vomit!
(Author: Toby Weickert)