To the elderly man whom always uses the far stall:

Please understand that if you're going to use a whole roll of toilet paper every time you take a dump that you are going to need to make a couple of pre-emptive flushes or the toilet is going to continue to flood everytime you use it.

It's not that I have anything against you or your wasteful habbit of using a lot of toilet paper, it's just that they don't pay us enough even if we didn't have to clean up your corny stool every couple of weeks.

Signed your friendly lifeguard,
Jeff


Cleaning toilets = by far the worst part of my job as a lifeguard.