space – Page 2 – Jeff Milner

August 23, 2006September 2, 2025

CAPSoff

WHO ACTUALLY USES THE CAPS LOCK KEY ANYWAY? Oops, I mean who actually uses the caps lock key anyway? People who like to shout, that’s who. But having spent upwards of 3 minutes contemplating the usefulness of the caps lock key, I for one agree, it’s time to do away with caps lock.

I should also mention that it’s high time we get rid of comic sans and while we’re at it let’s give the planet Pluto a demotion. Can you hear me? DEMOTE PLUTO NOW!

Upon further consideration caps lock is kind of handy for easy yelling. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

January 18, 2004January 6, 2021

Evidence that NASA is altering the true colors of the pictures of Mars

Investigation shows (google cache) that there are several indications that the NASA is tampering with the colours of the Mars Photo’s and changing them from a mildly red but Earth-like environment into a dark red Sci-Fi looking environment.

These links are DEAD. I tried looking at archive.org for a copy but there is nothing.

August 26, 2003November 4, 2025

When You Wish Upon a Star (or planet) . . .

Today is the big “Mars Day”. Yes, the day when Mars will come its closest to Earth for 60,000 years — a mere 35 million miles away. Who cares if it still looks like a marble through the telescope — just like always. Apparently we are supposed to be able to see Mars with the “naked eye”. I can’t even see the Sun here in Lethbridge because of all the clouds and nasty smoke from the forest fires. I guess I’ll just have to wait another 60,000 years for this opportunity to pass again — hopefully there won’t be any forest fires nearby.