Although at least I do get to talk to people and get the occasional funny story. Like this one for example: I was doing a survey the other day, and giving the opening spiel, “We are doing a survey about your dining experiences”. “What did you say?” asked the elderly lady on the other end, “my dying experiences?” “No, your dining experiences”. “Ohhhhh,” she laughed, “Well I’m 98 years old. I wouldn’t be any help with that – I have a hard time thinking clearly these days.” I wonder what’s on her mind.
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