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The Bad Review Revue

Gods of Egypt: “Gods of Egypt is a movie that requires more effort to sit through than it did to make it.” — Will Leitch, The New Republic

Triple 9: “Worth the $15 to get out of the cold.” — Mike Ryan, Uproxx

Risen: “Risen never rises, if you will, above the material.” — Maitland McDonagh, Film Journal International

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2: “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny isn’t so much a continuation as a Xerox copy with cheap toner.” — Jordan Hoffman, Guardian

Zoolander 2: “Stumbles down the runway like an overdressed supermodel with two left feet.” — Steve Davis, Austin Chronicle