Q. What does it take to think the unthinkable? A. An ithberg.
I’ve been enjoying the jokes from McSweeney’s. Call me a food snob if you want, but I’m not apologizing for having a favorite gas-station hot dog. My girlfriend was bi-curious until she found out it had nothing to do with speaking a second language. I knew it was time to trim my beard when crazy […]
Jokes by Henny Youngman: My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads. Someone stole […]
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not — don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?” HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.” WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” HUSBAND: (makes audible […]
(Another joke I received via email) Dear Larry, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a […]
Via email forward: A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the […]
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country, bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.” Kenny replied, “Well then, just give me my […]
Very funny Conan clip. Catch it while you can. Hit play or watch Everything’s amazing, Nobody’s Happy at YouTube. (Thanks Rocky)
You might not think it’s worth it, but I found this blond joke to be pretty funny.
Ralph Klein was pleased to announce yesterday that the provincial debt in Alberta has finally been paid off. When questioned about where he got the money Klein apparently responded, “I finally got around to returning my empties.”