Dual Monitors

I was having some trouble at first, but now I have two monitors setup on my computer. If you don’t have a video card that supports two monitors, (ie. has two places to plug them in) then the first thing you need to do in order to get them working is to install a second video card. Originally I was using an onboard NVIDIA GeForce4 MX 440 video chipset. I installed a Cirrus Logic 5446 Compatible Graphics Adapter but couldn’t get it to work. I searched the net but didn’t have much luck finding the answer. It turns out the key to getting both monitors working is to change the BIOS / CMOS settings to look for your video card first, instead of just using the onboard video. It took me a couple of trys to find the setting that I needed.

I now have two monitors working and it’s great. It’s particularly handy to do New Media work having one monitor for tutorials and another to follow along with.

I hope this explanation of what I did helps someone else who is trying to do the same thing.

New Media Camp

The University of Lethbridge New Media Movie Making Camp for July 2004 is done. I’m now an unemployed movie maker instructor / lifeguard. Actually I’m technically employed as a lifeguard but I’m not on the working schedule at present.

The camp itself was, in my opinion, a great success. I’ve become a better teacher and I believe the program will grow as word spreads about how fun it is to make your own movies. I wish I had the storage space and bandwidth required to show some of my favorite parts on this blog, but you’ll just have to take my word for it when I say that for kids averaging between 11 and 13 they made some mighty fine movies.

I came into the University today to finish up some things and to meet with my boss for a little review of the job. I’m getting a pretty good feeling about my chances of doing it again next year. Also next year they will likely try to stretch it out for an additional one or two weeks.

In the meantime aside from hanging out at the University I’ve been putting out ads for a new roommate, trying to get my student loans application filled out, working out in the pool, running errands, and mostly waiting for Anna-Maria to be done work so we can go home. :)

Camping

I used to hate camping. It’s a secret from Anna-Maria and most of my family, but I don’t think it would come as a big surprise to those that have been with me on Scout Camp. I’ll try not to delve too deeply into the bad memories.

It’s not that Scout Camp is inherently bad. It’s not even that LDS Scout Camp is inherently bad. Which as you can guess is what I went too. But do I ever hate those bastards. Please don’t take offence if you are reading this and happen to be the one or two people from Scout camp that actually made it bearable. I’m hoping you know who you are.

The thing about Scout camp was that our troop had a very motley crew of people that I would never hang out with in real life. Nice guys – most of them, but so many of them just weirdoes or mental cases. They were either too different in their interests or too anxious to start a fight with us. It was especially bad after they split our ward. Which meant that most of the people I liked to hang out with were no longer in our troop. I sometimes snuck in to the other wards camps because ours sucked so badly.

Anyway having had enough of this tangent I’ll be getting to the point of this post.

I went camping with Anna-Maria on the weekend and we had such a good time. Trust me when I say that I was extremely skeptical (even though I kept my skepticism to myself).

I’ll try and keep it condensed. On Friday we left and arrived in Sparwood (we = Anna-Maria and Sophie the Dog). Saturday: after eggs and bacon for breakfast we went bridge jumping on a VERY HIGH bridge. I’m guessing approximately 5 or 6 meters 10 meters &8212; I didn’t realize it at the time but it was about twice as high as the 5 meter platform at the University. This bridge was HIGH! There were a wild bunch of guys there jumping off and one of them even did a backflip. There were signs that said, “No Jumping – No Diving” but we got into our wet suits and promptly ignored those signs.

I joked to Anna how we would probably still be here after those locals were gone and the RCMP showed up. I was half right. The RCMP showed up when Anna was dangling on the side of the bridge and the others had all dried off. She quickly scrambled onto the bridge but it was pretty obvious that the two of us dressed in our wet suits were up to no good. I thought for sure he was going to give us a hard time. Just then the wild backflipper guy climbed out on the edge of the bridge. I felt immediately relieved because it wasn’t Anna or I that would be getting into any trouble today. He smiled at the officer and leaped head under heals down towards the frigid water. I looked at the cop who just said to us, “Tell him that next time I want to see a double back-flip with a twist.” They laughed and the tension was broken. I guess he was cool with it (maybe because nobody was drinking? Or maybe because he really didn’t care. It wasn’t a dangerous place to jump and he probably wasn’t looking for a confrontation anyway.) Either way it made me have a lot more respect for him as a guy who can tell the difference between harmless fun and reckless self endangerment.

Later that night we had a game of Frisbee golf and then late night partying.

Sunday – We drove to Trail, BC to visit my cousin Don and his family. They just had a new baby girl last week.

Monday – Drove home, bought some fresh BC cherries, a peach, and four cobs of corn at a roadside shop. I can only describe how good they were with a sound that has no English word to represent it. (Think Homer Simpson drooling over donuts).

And when it was all over we were very happy to be back in a familiar bed.

In conclusion, camping isn’t that bad when you can shower in the morning, free fall into a cold deep river for at least 3 seconds, drive to the store for lunch and take off for relatives if those you are camping with are too boring or having marital problems or both. You can’t go wrong camping with Anna-Maria.

P.S. Camping with the Medicine Hat First Ward still would have sucked even with daily showers, but maybe not if I had had my Jeep and someone warm with whom to cuddle.

This Blog is Moving

I’m not exactly sure of the date but soon this blog will be moving. My parents were having trouble with their Internet connection a couple of weeks ago. My mom took her computer to Memory Lane (the place where this blog is hosted) and they said the Internet was working fine. They did reinstall her copy of Windows 2000 and charged her $80 for it, but it turns out the reason the Internet stopped working was because they shut her down on their end. I’m not exactly sure of the reason, but they said she was connecting through some test lines not meant for the public and they were suspicious that because I had once worked at Memory Lane that maybe I knew how to hook up to those private lines giving them a faster connection. Well I have to say they’ve hit a new low accusing me like that (they did state that, “We’re not accusing anyone of anything”). Yeah right.

Anyway they did refund her for the 3 weeks of Internet that she was disconnected from but she is too shy to ask for her $80 back that she would have saved if her Internet had not been shut down. I told her to email keng@memlane.com and tell him why she has decided to leave them for Telus but I guess she’ll just take her business (and the rest of our friends and families’ business) elsewhere. It’s so weird because I used to work there and can’t understand what has happened to them over the years that they would turn into a dishonest operation.

Anyway as a result of her switching service providers I’m going to be hosting my blog over at Telus now. The new address is http://www3.telus.net/jefmil/. Who knows if I’ll bother to transfer the photos too.

I should really use this as an excuse to get my own domain name, but alas I guess I’m too lazy or too poor or both.

Update: I’ve now moved my site to https://jeffmilner.com.

Anna-Maria Lemaistre’s Wild Drive Home

Anna-Maria drove her brother Josh back down to the States this weekend. Apparently a great time was had by all, until it came time to drive home. She told me her plan was to come home yesterday but she just couldn’t pull herself away — so she didn’t. Early this morning she took off for Home Sweet Canada, but alas the Road Gods had different plans for her. One of her front tires went flat about 9 miles north of Idaho Falls — which she drove back to, to change her “donut” tire for a real tire. She’ll be home late this evening. I, for one, can’t wait. I love her.

Canada Voted 2004

I took part in the federal election yesterday. Paul Martin’s Liberals ran surprisingly strongly and will form a minority government in Canada, with the balance of power held by Jack Layton’s New Democrats.

I voted for local NDP candidate Melanee Thomas. It was fairly certain here in Lethbridge that the conservative party would win, but nevertheless I feel disappointed that it wasn’t even close.

The sad thing is, it probably doesn’t matter who gets in. I realize it’s not good to be this pessimistic about voting at such an early age but I think Gary put it best, with his government Cat & Mouse analogy. We’re all just mice voting for the cats whom are perceived as the least hungry.

MSN Messenger 6.2 Upgrade

I upgraded my MSN Messenger to the newest version today. The MSN site explained that there were security problems with their older versions that upgrading would fix. When I actually installed version 6.2, a screen from the installer gave me the option to install three “features.” Good thing I was paying attention and unchecked the default options.

First off, the irony in offering a pop-up blocker for Internet Explorer (IE) is fairly striking. Why does the Redmond giant need users to install an add-on to their product through messenger to make it better? Why not just include the pop-up blocker with IE instead of trying to manipulate upgrading users into using it? The real question is, why didn’t they include a pop-up blocker option with IE in the first place? I believe Microsoft thought blocking pop-up ads was bad for business. Advertisers might not like the fact that they can’t sell you X10 cameras from every webpage you visit if your browser can easily block their ads. Not to mention the fact that Microsoft wouldn’t want Internet Explorer blocking even their own Hotmail pop-ups. Is nothing sacred? I assume that it is Google’s popularity (specifically the Google Toolbar – which, by the way, is excellent) that is signaling Microsoft that maybe now is the time to get on the ball and offer a product worth using.

Which brings me to the second “feature”. Make MSN your default search engine. Why? So we can spend twice as long searching and then end up searching again on another site anyway? Google is the fastest, most reliable, and most entertaining search engine out there. Millions of people worldwide use it as their home page.

Which may be exactly why Microsoft has another default check in front of their third choice, “Make MSN Home your default home page.” They want people to read their ads, use their search engine, and basically do everything Microsoft wants them to.

So was this upgrade specifically to fight off Google? Maybe, maybe not, but reading the Technical Description made me think that this mandatory upgrade isn’t very mandatory at all.

And the nitty-gritty from their security bulletin site:

Technical description:

A security vulnerability exists in Microsoft MSN Messenger. The vulnerability exists because of the method used by MSN Messenger to handle a file request. An attacker could exploit this vulnerability by sending a specially crafted request to a user running MSN Messenger. If exploited successfully, the attacker could view the contents of a file on the hard drive without the user’s knowledge as long as the attacker knew the location of the file and the user had read access to the file.

To exploit this vulnerability, an attacker would have to know the sign-on name of the MSN Messenger user in order to send the request.

Mitigating factors:

  • An attacker must know the sign-on name of the user
  • If the user has blocked receiving messages from anonymous users not on their contact list by placing “All Others” in their block list, the attacker’s messenger account must be on the user’s allow list to exploit the vulnerability.
  • The attacker could access files that the user had read access to. If the user is logged into the computer with restricted privileges this would limit the files that the attacker could access.

It looks like this is a pretty minor vulnerabilty. Someone would really have to have it out for you – and know a lot of personal information before being able to exploit this bug.

On the other hand, there are a couple of noteworthy changes in this version. Mobile users now appear with a yellow avatar instead of the standard green, as well their is an option to create custom emoticons or use a selection of new animated MSN ones. The best new feature appears to be an option to create a share folder which makes it easier to share files with other users.

So despite my complaints my advice is this – unless you are completely satisfied with your current version, don’t be shy; go ahead and upgrade. When you do, just remember to turn off the default checks for other MSN “features”.

Kayaking in the Windy City

After almost 11 months of no kayaking, Anna-Maria and I packed up the boats and headed out to Park Lake for some extreme kayaking fun. She had just purchased a new wet suit and was eager to try it out. What we didn’t realize, for some unknown reason, is that Lethbridge is perhaps the windiest place on the entire earth — well I’ve never been to Kansas during tornado season but this had to be close.

When we arrived at the lake the white caps from the waves did somewhat intimidate Anna, but I told her there’s nothing to worry about and we pressed on.

As it turns out there really was nothing to worry about. We kayaked across the lake, got wetter and colder from the wind blowing water up onto us, but really it wasn’t that bad. I tried surfing some of the waves in my kayak but then after a moment decided I didn’t want to have to paddle all the way back against the wind. We ended our adventure about a half an hour later and again packed up the boats.

Later that night we went out to The Blarney Stone with some friends where I ate approximately 1 million 15 cent wings. They were so tasty except for TEX-MEX flavored ones. They needed less TEX and more MEX.

Jeff Milner Movie Review: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Last night Anna-Maria and I took in a movie at The Mill. The show we saw, though I had my doubts going into it, was “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”. (Apple Trailer | Rotten Tomatoes) With a star studded crowd, including Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet, Kirsten Dunst & Elijah Wood, and a script by Charlie Kaufman it turns out this movie is actually one of the most original romantic comedies I’ve ever seen. The film itself is brilliant, “an endlessly clever, humorous and strangely moving story that will leave you with a warm heart and smoke curling out of your ears.” However, the thing that is so astounding about it is the fact that it is, at its core, a clean and simple story about ordinary human desires and weaknesses that anyone can identify.

I can’t say this movie is for everyone (in fact when my parents saw it, they walked out — they said it was just too weird) but if you like the type of scripts that writer Charlie Kaufman is famous for, such as “Being John Malkovich” and “Adaptation” then this is a movie you’ll love. Oh and if you’ve already seen it and would prefer to forget it, you could always book an appointment with Lacuna Inc. and have the memory erased forever…